Warehouse Sale Extended Throughout the Weekend, From Dusk ‘Til Dawn!
Step right up, folks, first come, first served!
All right, tees, jeans, and jackets! Come on in streetwear lovers! Here at Karmaloop we’re slashing streetwear in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of jumpers, leggings and accessories, this is a streetwear blow out! All right, we got white tees, black tees, yellow tees, we got hot bags, cool belts, we got wet swimwear, we got [sniff, sniff] smelly sneakers (sike – ed.), we got hairy hats, bloody watches, we got snappin’ vests, we got silk intimates, velvet sleepwear, Naugahyde wallets, we even got horse streetwear, dog streetwear, chicken streetwear! Come on, you want streetwear!? Come on in, streetwear lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, streetwear lovers!
Attention streetwear shoppers! Take advantage of our penny streetwear sale! If you buy one piece of streetwear at the regular price, you get another piece of streetwear of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat streetwear for a penny (just kidding – ed. again)! If you can find cheaper streetwear anywhere else…
Remember, the sale ends at midnight Sunday, so get on it! Up to 85%-off! What are we, psychos?
Tags: Belts, Blow Out, Dusk Til Dawn, Hairy, Hats, Hot Wet, Jeans, Karmaloop, Leggings, Shoppers, Shoppers Advantage, Silk, Silk Sleepwear, Silk Velvet, Smelly Sneakers, Streetwear, Tees, Vests, Wallets, Watches
