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Karmaswap is hosting a private, members-only Crooks & Castles 48-hour sale starting tomorrow at Noon EST. It is very likely this will be the last you see of the styles up there, so don’t sleep!
You gotta sign up to enjoy this doomed-to-extinction stock, so head over to Karmaswap now and get it in, fuckers!
Producer, actor and R&B artist Trey Songz was pictured co-signing Kazbah-rockin’ denim specialists Brooklyn Bandit Jeans Co. at the Atlanta stop of The Blueprint 3 tour last month. The Manila Jeans are available at the brand’s Kazbah page – on sale – though not for long with it’s custom artwork, slim fit, unfuckwithable crimson red wash and authentic black lambskin suede trim and details… madness.
Gentlemen of Boston, what’s good?!
It’s Friday night, you just got paid, and the weather isn’t as freezing that your nuts try to crawl inside your belly – so come through to Karmaloop’s flagship store re-launch, now featuring clothes only for us dudes!
That’s right, tonight is payback for all of the times your girl dragged you through fuckin’ H&M, Claire’s or some other shit. Bring ol’ girl and check out the latest drops from LRG, Supra, Artful Dodger, WeSC and much, much more – we have the whole damned place to ourselves! That’s wall-to-wall men’s gear, sneakers, boots, accessories and a grip of fly naked chicks running around just dying to make out.
Alright, the last part isn’t necessarily true… but it could be. You just never know at one of our jams.
Oh, also worth mentioning that we have free booze, exclusive sales, tunes from the lovely Ms. Thang, and a raffle for the Crooks & Castles x SE Racing 26″ Flyer Bike with all proceeds going towards the relief effort in Haiti. Get twisted, get it on the cheap and be a better person in the span of four hours!
See you there!
Attention all creeps, weirdos, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads and everyone else who has spent a considerable amount of time in detention hall or holding cells: Creep Street is hosting it’s first sale of the New Year, meaning you can now look even more cheap while you get it on the cheap.
They have already sold out of a bunch of styles, but we’re sure that you can get your filthy little hands on some radness… and if not, Boris will personally visit your home and offer to make out with you, your sister, mom, dog, cat… gerbil… whatever it takes to make you happy. All clothing is up to 25%-off, so hustle your sweet cakes on over to the Holiday ‘09 Dark Light Collection or the bargain bin and get your fit right – plus, spend over $50 and get a free 40 oz. kooooooooozie!
And because Creeps care, too, a portion of each sale will go towards the Creeps 4 Haiti fund. As much as these jerks encourage pandemonium, madness, and every imaginable bit of debauchery, natural disasters are not rad in the least so lets all do our part to help get food, water and supplies to the people of Haiti.
Been good this year?
Lame. For all of our bad motherfuckers, Karmaloop has your Holidays on lock with a new Advent calendar- wait, can we even say that? Is that word banned like “Christmas?” Since when are people so politically correct, anyways? We’re a bunch of godless heathens here at the Blogs, so…
… oh shit, the calendar. We’re totally ripping off Jesus an’ shit with a calendar of our own this year that counts down to that Holiday no one is supposed to mention by name. A new door opens each day with a special promotion or crazy discount designed to help make you a better person in the spirit of the holidays; mom need some new leggings and a miniskirt? Bam, discount. Old man pining for the latest T.I.T.S. tees? Wham, free shipping. Little brother busted with weed again? Free 420 kit with the purchase of a Burton winter coat. Of course, these are just hypotheticals (the powers that be won’t give us any sneak peeks), but you get the point.
Click the image above to see what hides behind door number two!
By the time you polish off that last plate of Thanksgiving leftovers, it’s officially Holiday season. So, eat that shit up quick and come through to the Karmaloop flagship store at 301 Newbury Street in Boston, Massachusetts for an insane Black Friday sale like we have never hosted before.
Here’s the deal: the more you buy, the more you save. With us so far? Start with 20% off of your first item, 25% off your total once you add another, and up to 30% off of three or more full price items.* Perfect timing, since we just received huge drops from the likes of LRG, KR3W, Supra, Brixton, Spiewak, and WeSC just to name a few. What’s more (or less), we have a grip of selected items selling for as low as $5. Five dollars. You can’t even buy lunch that cheap anymore. Shit, it costs almost that much for us to get to and from work everyday on the bus. But we digress. The lovely Miss Thang will be spinning hits from 2:00 to 6:00 p.m. on Friday and the sale lasts all damned weekend – don’t miss out on this one!
*No discounts on sale items. We might be crazy, but we ain’t stupid.
95%-off. 95. Ninety Five. Ninety-five-fucking-percent-off.
Are we clear now? Up to 95%-off of gear from some your favorite brands, including LRG, SSUR, WeSC, Betsey Johnson, BB Dakota and Married to the MOB! That’s essentially free of cost! What are we, crazier than short-bus riders..?
… yes. Yes, we are. Annnyways…
All you gotta do from here is mix and match from the categories of $5, $15, $25, and $35 items to reach a grand total of $50 (or more, wink wink, hint hint), and those super-discounted prices are all yours! Do you even realize how much cash you’ll be saving? Just think of all the bonus booze your cool, older siblings can buy for you time you can spend, um, studying, without worry of working that overtime shift to earn enough dough for the weekend!
This sale cannot be combined with any other promotion (duh), and savings like this only come once in… what the fuck, sales like this NEVER happen! So, click the banner above and get over there! Browse! Shop! Save! Be merry, fuckers!
Step right up, folks, first come, first served!
All right, tees, jeans, and jackets! Come on in streetwear lovers! Here at Karmaloop we’re slashing streetwear in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of jumpers, leggings and accessories, this is a streetwear blow out! All right, we got white tees, black tees, yellow tees, we got hot bags, cool belts, we got wet swimwear, we got [sniff, sniff] smelly sneakers (sike – ed.), we got hairy hats, bloody watches, we got snappin’ vests, we got silk intimates, velvet sleepwear, Naugahyde wallets, we even got horse streetwear, dog streetwear, chicken streetwear! Come on, you want streetwear!? Come on in, streetwear lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, streetwear lovers!
Attention streetwear shoppers! Take advantage of our penny streetwear sale! If you buy one piece of streetwear at the regular price, you get another piece of streetwear of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat streetwear for a penny (just kidding – ed. again)! If you can find cheaper streetwear anywhere else…
Remember, the sale ends at midnight Sunday, so get on it! Up to 85%-off! What are we, psychos?
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