Get it on the Cheap!

Although we’re ballin’ outrageous through the recession here at Karmaloop, that doesn’t mean we’re insensitive to the rest of you suckers- uh, sufferers – out there. Like a gang of Abel Magwitch-wannabees (read a book) to our lil’ Pips out there, Karmaloop presents The Warehouse Sale, where everything is no less than 50%-off!

This ain’t no standard warehouse sale with misfitting, defective or just plain, busted goods… this is bascially Morrie’s Wigs goes streetwear, with apparel, shoes and accessories that will not come off at wrong time, even under water, and are tested against hurricane winds! Order now for a personalized fitting!

… well, we can’t go that far. But what we will do is honor free shipping with orders over $45, no questions asked – and for our fellow stunters, shot-callers and cock-blockers, use promo code POP45 on any order over $120 and get an additional 10%-off!

Be sure to check out the rest of the Warehouse Sale goodness here as the sale runs until Wednesday this week, and as always, we’re steady loaded with that new crack for you fiiieeeends.

Karmaloop PSA: When Coordination Goes Horribly Wrong…

There are situations in life when individual standouts simply do not belong together – for instance, Kobe and Shaq on the same team, fish-flavored ice cream, or a Benny Hill soundtrack dubbed over Friday the 13th.

Such is the case with something we call "overcoordination." Matching a tee with your sneakers, or a hat with a belt and so on and so forth is all well and good – encouraged, even – but a line has to be drawn somewhere. Therefore, as a public service to our lovely, faithful readers (that's you), here is an example of an outfit not unlike one that we saw on our lunch break this afternoon.

It's plain to see that each item in and of itself is dope enough to be sold by the gram, but too much of a good thing can lead to a bad time for all – remember, you're assaulting our poor eyes as well. So please be mindful of your peers this weekend, imbibe in relative moderation and coordinate responsibly. And check out the latest Karmaloop goodness here!